OK, so Zac Effron knows what he is good at, movies that take place at a high school.

I went to see 17 Again opening weekend and I felt kind of like a perve sitting next to all those girls in the audience. I said to the girl next to me, "I'm a reporter, I do movie reviews, I'm not a registered sex offender!!!"

That didn't work well. Some other girl heard me say "Sex Offender" and I was escorted out of the theater... which was sad. So I decided to put on a disguise because I needed to see the movie. So I put on a hat and a trench coat to be discrete. Man, was that the wrong choice.

I spent a night in jail. A biker named Crankshaft tried to make me feel 17 again. I'm not even sure what that means, but I wish I could have that night back.

I finally saw the movie (under supervision). It was good.